And you thought seaweed-flavored KIT KAT bars were screwed up...

From the "Seriously, WTF?!" department over at Yahoo! NEWS comes the story of a Japanese man who is trying to collect the required number of signatures to petition his government to allow marriage between "humans and cartoon characters."

All I have to say is "Damn, watch out for papercuts!"

Link: Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character